May the Lord have "MRSA" on me!
(Book)

This story is my humorous and true account of the not so humorous bacterium known as "Mrsa". This "flesh-eating", "super-bug" takes the lives of 9,000 unsuspecting Americans each and every year since it mysteriously appeared in the year of 1961. Even though this nasty monster is unknown to most people here in the United States, you will never forget it once you've had it attack you. This entertaining and educational story will help teach you to the horrific dangers of "Mrsa" and it will inform you of measures which you can take to prevent this "barbarian-savage" from spreading to your family. After I was infected by this vicious "man-eating" virus, I have devoted most of my spare time ensuring that my home is clean and "Mrsa" free! I have no mercy when it comes to "Mrsa" which makes me somewhat of a "Mrsa-Nary". If "Mrsa" is anywhere near me, I will hunt it down and kill it! My friends now call me; "The-Mrsa-Nator". -- Amazon.com.